Writing Can Be Murder

June 27, 2009

Assault with a deadly weapon?

Filed under: Uncategorized — love2wryte @ 7:17 am

Saw this AP story:

Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a ‘verbal altercation.’ Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.



  1. At first I thought this said Cheerios, and I thought, well, okay. A Cheerio has some heft to it, but a Cheetoh? That’s like throwing air at somebody.

    Comment by Jennifer Colgan — June 30, 2009 @ 9:48 pm | Reply

  2. Maybe they thought the orange “cheese” powder is toxic?

    Comment by love2wryte — July 1, 2009 @ 1:54 am | Reply

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