Saw this AP story:
Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a ‘verbal altercation.’ Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.
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At first I thought this said Cheerios, and I thought, well, okay. A Cheerio has some heft to it, but a Cheetoh? That’s like throwing air at somebody.
Comment by Jennifer Colgan — June 30, 2009 @ 9:48 pm |
Maybe they thought the orange “cheese” powder is toxic?
Comment by love2wryte — July 1, 2009 @ 1:54 am |